"Unintentionally Tanking" Sports Tee — Funny Draft Humor Shirt

FIT NOTE: This tee has a modern, closer fit. For a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up one size. Choose your usual size if you prefer a more fitted look.

This lightweight jersey tee carries a sly, sports-savvy attitude — the phrase “Unintentionally Tanking” in clean, bold print makes a dry, knowing joke about strategic losses and draft-day thinking. It feels breezy and soft against the skin, draping neatly with side seams and a retail cut that layers under a hoodie or stands tall with shorts and sneakers. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape game strong after repeats in the washer. For the person who watches box scores like a hobby and laughs at the absurdity of standings, this shirt speaks that language: low-key, sharp, and a little bit coy. Wear it to practices, game nights, or wherever your team’s fate is being debated — it reads like a wink more than a proclamation.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable feel

- Side seams and retail fit for lasting shape and clean drape

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching

- Crisp, detailed prints applied with DTF/DTG methods

- Tear-away label and REACH certification; responsibly manufactured

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean